Who We Could Ice

I just came across this disgusting euphemism. Apparently the ultra-right needed a fresh word for ethnic cleansing, so they came up with remigration. I guess they think it sounds more palatable than just saying “mass deportation.” These people don’t really care who comprises the rest of us. “Remigration” is just another lever they pull to grab power, warp the demographics, and hide the fact they can’t fix anything real.

It’s the same script behind their “replacement” theory—invent a threat, stoke panic, then present yourselves as the only ones who can “protect” everyone from it. They have zero desire to improve anyone’s life. The whole point is to keep people furious and distracted while they strip-mine the public coffers for their own enrichment.

So I’m thinking, if anyone needs “replacement,” it’s the people selling this garbage. Let me coin a nice word this idea: “demigration”. And who should be on the demigration list?: the kleptocrats, the dumpster goons, and the bastards cannibalizing the country to pay for their next super-yacht.

Oh, but where do we send them? No place on Earth deserves their toxic presence. So we need a destination with no people, no resources to steal, and no environment they can ruin. And hey, our own solar system has some good possibilities—whole tailor-made planets for creatures who can’t coexist with anyone. Hell, Muskrat has even expressed eagerness to travel to one of them. But maybe Mars is too close. I suggest Pluto. Yeah, it’s not even a planet anymore, but it matches their stunted humanity.